who needs Twilight when you got Blacula? rhetorical question.

Pale teenage vampires and werewolves don't move me --- not one bit. If that's you, do you, but the whole movement screams corny. But in all fairness, I haven't watched or read "Twilight." But ladies, let's pop a few cans of Joose and get real cozy on my couch while watching "Blacula." Hell, I'd settle for "An Interview with a Vampire." I guarantee satisfaction. *howls*

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